Company Rewards
Seriously – could you patronise me any more?
A free T-shirt, a CD holder, some jelly beans, a nylon football shirt, a bottle of Bacardi Breezer, a calculator – just some of the dazzling gifts used to ‘incentivise’ me as an employee.
A pension, sick-pay, a holiday entitlement, overtime rates, job-security, an annual bonus – just some of the things I am not entitled to as a non-contract agency employee of five years’ standing.
‘We’, ‘together’, ‘all of us’, ‘team’, ‘pulling in the same direction’ – just some of the words and phrases that make me scream ‘fuck off’ at my PC upon receiving a ‘motivational’ e-mail at work.
A free T-shirt, a CD holder, some jelly beans, a nylon football shirt, a bottle of Bacardi Breezer, a calculator – just some of the dazzling gifts used to ‘incentivise’ me as an employee.
A pension, sick-pay, a holiday entitlement, overtime rates, job-security, an annual bonus – just some of the things I am not entitled to as a non-contract agency employee of five years’ standing.
‘We’, ‘together’, ‘all of us’, ‘team’, ‘pulling in the same direction’ – just some of the words and phrases that make me scream ‘fuck off’ at my PC upon receiving a ‘motivational’ e-mail at work.
posted by Blue and Brown | 12:28 AM
1 Comments:
Since it doesn't seem they offer you $$$$$$$ -- take the bottle of Bacardi Breezer! :)
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