People who drink lager, but don’t like lager

Are there such people? Yes. This is how you can tell: They like the most tasteless lager available on the market and they like it as cold as is possible without it turning solid.

When something’s that cold, you can’t taste it. It doesn’t taste nicer. It tastes less. When you discard the last of your drink because it’s warm, it’s not because of the temperature – it’s because you don’t like it.

They also say 'give us a head on it' when lager's not supposed to have a head. They complain that their beer's flat if it doesn't have a head.

Of course they can’t drink anything else because the adverts on TV tell them they’ve got the best there is.